haha cool joke, it's not that easy babe

looks like she's not very quick to trust so let's read the fine print and Maybe she'll let us look at her... papers? posters? unsure what those even are

where's she going anyway

to the FREAKZONE!!!!!!!

the freakzone contains pages that are not linked elsewhere on my site: mostly oc/canon, and a smattering of other stuff.

following the instructions on this page will grant you access to... a boring ass page, BUT with links to perhaps more interesting pages!

who can enter the freakzone

if you want to enter the freakzone, i recommend you:

be a believer in YKINMKATO / SALS / DLDR
have some indicator that you are the above, just so i know :)

i DO NOT RECOMMEND you ask to enter the freakzone if you get mad at people who post things you find icky (i.e. you are of the "proship dni!!!" ilk). i also don't really want to interact with terfs.

please also do not ask to enter if you are unfamiliar with the terms i've been using on this page (being not chronically online is a blessing! cherish it!) or are someone i know in person (i promise there's nothing you'll find interesting, and i WILL awkwardly refuse).

okay i'm chill about all that stuff, let me in!

ok well great! the freakzone is on a soft opening, so the page itself kind of sucks, but it's here.

you can send me an email at hellomei [at] proton.me telling me you read this page and want access to the zone. you can also let me know the specific pages you want to see, if you know what they are/don't want the whole 'zone.

there is still a slight to moderate chance i will say no (or nothing). however, i'll likely give access to people i've knowingly interacted with before, or if i can tell you're cool from any site/sns clearly attached to you.

i know! it sucks to have to interact and face the mortifying ordeal of being known... i too like to just lurk and enjoy... but unfortunately there is no other way for me to share my indulgences with calmness in my heart lol. hope you understand!

cheat codes

you'll still have to be perceived (sorry... i know...) but here are some other ways that are less direct than emailing

find me on aethy – i post followers-only site updates
find me on dreamwidth – it'll be readable to people on my access list

(emphasis on the "find", again for safety reasons – rest assured it's not too hard. you can always... email me)

hmm isn't this a bit much?

you'd be surprised by what shitty things people on the internet can do to others who are playing with dolls in a way they don't like

(also...)